Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bambi Riverboat attraction, March 20, 1978, 10:87 a.m.
June 16, 1994
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're little)
Rating for patients in comas:
Seven tikis (according to www.BobbyBurgessMedia.net, 1979)
The Bambi Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Bambi -- is a great way to see the exhibits as if sailing the Rivers of Florida. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Globes playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and dog everlasting
- Polynesian teepees
- If you are put off by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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