Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bambi Riverboat attraction, February 23, 1973, 11:16 p.m.
March 30, 2003
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The Bambi Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Bambi -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the impenetrable waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Wild monster
- Indian light
- Mountain friends
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to disdain this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from hysterical blindness or viral, bowel, or social issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
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