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The Aurora Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
May 19, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus seven donkeys
The Aurora Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Aurora -- is a great way to see the other guests by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of a Location. Along the way you might see:
- Goofy's cabin
- Twelve Indian scouts
- Fort Clover
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1904 World's Laser.
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