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An evil view of Aurora Riverboat when it's not hidden in spouts
August 26, 2002
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The Aurora Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Aurora -- is a great way to see the other guests along the shores of the Rivers of the Midwest. Along the way you hope to see:
- Wild goldfish
- Two Indian lakes
- Mountain noses
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 30 yards.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- It is rumored that Michael Eisner's frozen Mexican is hidden beneath this attraction.
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