Massive Fritzland Attraction Database
The Ariel Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
April 18, 1959
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 41 minutes by motorcar)
The Ariel Riverboat -- named for famous domestic author Ariel -- is a great way to see the water while you sail the Rivers of Earth. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Tuck's cabin
- Two Indian skulls
- Mountain children
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an aluminum lantern.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive chattiness, bad haircuts, or chest or neck problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or flash photography permitted.
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