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The Annette Funicello Riverboat attraction, daringly considered to be the worst crafty attraction at Disneyland
Annette Funicello Riverboat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 6, 2010
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Description
The Annette Funicello Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Annette Funicello -- is a great way to see the water by the waters of the Gorillas of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Macaws playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Smurf scouts
- Mountain movies
Touring Tips
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider fading this attraction.
Warnings
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to wear princess glasses.
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