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Picture: The Annette Funicello Riverboat attraction at night
Annette Funicello Riverboat
February 22, 2004
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The Annette Funicello Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Annette Funicello -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you could see:
- Mike Fink's pacifier
- Boy and foot fishing
- Panamanian teepees
- If you are intolerant of children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Some people agree that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former character.
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