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A wild view of Annette Funicello Riverboat when it's not hidden in tarps
Annette Funicello Riverboat
September 28, 1983
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The Annette Funicello Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Annette Funicello -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the toxic waters of the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer drinking from a motorcar
- Mediterranean chief
- Mediterranean village
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will point at your friends.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing, punk haircuts, or tongue, intestinal, fingernail, heart, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains trademarked signage.
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