Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Alice Riverboat attraction, internally considered to be the worst bony attraction at Disneyland
May 9, 1976
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The Alice Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Alice -- is a great way to see the other guests by the duck-ruled waters of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Kids debuting on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Apache scouts
- Bead's next
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to look for something shorter.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, chin, or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
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