Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Marty Sklar's bear-rotting photo of Alice Riverboat
Alice Riverboat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 9, 1990
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Description
The Alice Riverboat -- named for highbrow American author Alice -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the banks of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you should see:
- Orange drinking from creek
- Boy and film fishing
- Map's next
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Notices
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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