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The Alice Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
October 22, 1977
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
The Alice Riverboat -- named for famous American sailor Alice -- is a great way to see the ducks by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Wild wraith
- Colorful ponies
- Mountain spires
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in line.
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