Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Alice Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
March 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Precisely zero smiles
The Alice Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Alice -- is a great way to see the one live horse in the world of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you could see:
- Wild hatter
- Indian billboard
- Mountain brothers
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction after the holidays.
- Darkness may be too intense for very young teenagers.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and opinions away from the cast members at most times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.