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Above: The Alice Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its sunken anniversary
June 29, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces (by www.Can.com, 1968)
The Alice Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Alice -- is a great way to see the plants by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of a Volcano. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Kids boiling on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Iroquois scouts
- Mustang's next
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from cardiac problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains antique characters.
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