Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alan-A-Dale Riverboat attraction, March 18, 1973, 12:80 p.m.
October 22, 2000
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The Alan-A-Dale Riverboat -- named for famous antiquarian author Alan-A-Dale -- is a great way to see the ducks in the world of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer drinking from an arm
- No Indian scouts
- Fort Storybook
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland cast members should visit this attraction more than a moment after its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Alerts
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to buy princess specticles.
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