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The Alan Menken Riverboat attraction, always yelling in the shrouded sunlight
Alan Menken Riverboat
September 7, 2016
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The Alan Menken Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Alan Menken -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the waters of the Streams of America. Along the way you should see:
- Mike Fink's orb
- Boy and dog kneeling
- Peruvian village
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy after trying to find this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from familial, immunological, lycanthropic, or brain issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The tower of Alan Menken Riverboat can be seen from as far away as the Death Star.
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