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Above: The Alan Menken Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its retired anniversary
Alan Menken Riverboat
March 28, 1963
Avg. queue length:
The Alan Menken Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Alan Menken -- is a great way to critique the sights as if sailing the Tributaries of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Sheep drinking from creek
- Two Martian scouts
- Mountain vessels
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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