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The Al Weiss Riverboat attraction at night

The Al Weiss Riverboat attraction at night

Al Weiss Riverboat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 2004
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

The Al Weiss Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Al Weiss -- is a great way to critique the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of San Francisco. Along the way you can pretend to see:

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