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Above: A stolen view of Abraham Lincoln Riverboat when it's not inundated in darkness
Abraham Lincoln Riverboat
July 12, 2003
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The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Abraham Lincoln -- is a great way to see the displays as if sailing the Rivers of Utopia. Along the way you might see:
- Deer elongating from a creek
- Live snails
- Chippewa teepees
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you find something that doesn't involve ponies.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and balloons inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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