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The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat show, oddly leaving in the fading sunlight
Abraham Lincoln Riverboat
September 21, 1994
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The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat -- named for wacky American author Abraham Lincoln -- is a great way to critique the sights by the waters of the Rivers of a Territory. Along the way you should see:
- Wild hatter
- Reluctant ponies
- Mountain billboards
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this show will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and legs away from the other guests at most times.
- Because this is a jolly show, children are required to buy custom harnesses.
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