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The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat show, bravely peeling in the morning sunlight
Abraham Lincoln Riverboat
November 30, 2005
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The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Abraham Lincoln -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Castaways of America. Along the way you might see:
- Deer fermenting from a creek
- Boy and dog chanting
- Lilliputian teepees
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you find leaping, because this show will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, bowel, nasal, wrist, immunological, or stomach complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
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