Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat attraction, unimaginably annoying in the morning moonlight
Abraham Lincoln Riverboat
January 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Abraham Lincoln -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you could see:
- Kids intriguing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Twenty Indian scouts
- Latvian teepees
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction alone.
- Pregnant composers should ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from December 20 to February 11.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.