Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Westernland Terrifying Exposition attraction, unrelentingly fossilizing in the morning sunlight
Westernland Terrifying Exposition
January 9, 1989
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a visit to the western territories, but with passive targets and less disease!
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or brain, liver, leg, elbow, or romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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