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A natural view of Vaqueroland Storytelling Exposition when it's shrounded in tarps
Vaqueroland Storytelling Exposition
July 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're a small child with a rifle in the wild west, but with passive targets and less disease!
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 72".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- For your health, you should be free from androgynous clothing or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
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