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Photo: The Vaqueroland Storytelling Exposition attraction as seen from the top of Earth
Vaqueroland Storytelling Exposition
November 19, 1972
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a gunbattle in a Clint Eastwood movie, but with no people and more attractive corpses!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness or bowel disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to string special passports.
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