Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Vaqueroland Irritating Exposition attraction, mistakenly considered to be the finest sweeping attraction at Disneyland
Vaqueroland Irritating Exposition
January 16, 1967
Avg. queue length:
It's just like rustling cattle in the old west, but with bad jokes and less disease!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Movies," Disneyland honeymooners can't bypass this attraction for a quarter hour prior to the gates opening.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for chickens.
- No shoplifting or dawdling permitted.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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