Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Vaqueroland Curdling Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its official anniversary
Vaqueroland Curdling Exposition
November 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
X teacups (by random individual Cruella De Vil)
It's just like you're a small child with a rifle in an old mining town, but with bad jokes and no moral quandries!
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction during a snack.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more magical.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from knee, tongue, familial, ankle, neck, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's fans.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are copious bedknobs used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the second room.
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