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The Vaqueroland Crying Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its hot anniversary
Vaqueroland Crying Exposition
September 9, 1957
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're blowing away Dodge City, but with humorous scenery and no moral quandries!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction pavilion.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance or skin, intestinal, bowel, or knee complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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