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The Vaqueroland Crying Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary
Vaqueroland Crying Exposition
January 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're educational)
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in the untamed west, but with robot vultures and no concerns about the law!
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction last thing after lunch.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from heart, stomach, tongue, or back complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's massive queue.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to have special belts.
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