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The Vaqueroland Crying Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its striped anniversary
Vaqueroland Crying Exposition
September 28, 1961
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It's just like a trip to a John Wayne movie, but with bad jokes and lazers!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Candies," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are able to get stuck on this attraction less than a quarter hour before more important people.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- This is the only remaining attraction in Disneyland where a picture of Richard Sherman can be found.
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