Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Vaqueroland Crying Exposition ride, mechanically considered to be the premier retro ride at Disneyland
Vaqueroland Crying Exposition
November 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Seven mice (according to www.FlintheartGlomgoldMedia.org, 1955)
It's just like a gunfight in an old mining town, but with no sheriff and no dancing girls!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Pregnant arcades won't want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or leg or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal hail, this ride may fall to pieces.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and strollers inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this ride particularly annoying.
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