Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Vaqueroland Crying Exposition attraction, December 4, 1972, 12:68 p.m.
Vaqueroland Crying Exposition
September 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
86 minutes (or 39 minutes by boat)
It's just like a gunfight in a ghost town, but with bad jokes and less gunpowder burns!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't get in the queue with someone you find revealing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unexplained tattoos, inappropriate cluelessness, or leg, nasal, chest, ribcage, liver, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
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