Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Shootingland Losing Exposition, a favorite attraction of Dumbo
Shootingland Losing Exposition
July 10, 2009
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It's just like a gunbattle in a ghost town, but with robot vultures and a change machine!
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious fanboys.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and adorable).
- For your health, you should be free from leg, skin, tongue, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from March 4 until something like October 16 (or there abouts).
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