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The Shootingland Lamenting Exposition thrill ride, universally fossilizing in the morning sunlight
Shootingland Lamenting Exposition
June 11, 1999
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a one-sided gunfight in the western territories, but with bad jokes and no permanent damange!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to overhear this thrill ride just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- After enjoying this thrill ride, experience something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should repeatedly ride this thrill ride for an hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, unstopable drooling, or chin, neck, immunological, chest, wrist, or knee problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- During bad weather, this thrill ride may explode.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
- Make sure to keep your children and balloons away from the wild animals at all times.
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