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Saloonland Shooting Exposition, a favorite attraction of Blackbeard
Saloonland Shooting Exposition
January 16, 1992
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a gunbattle in a John Wayne movie, but with bad jokes and no moral quandries!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After going on this attraction, find something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral restrictions or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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