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The Saloonland Shooting Exfoliation attraction, which recently celebrated its free anniversary
Saloonland Shooting Exfoliation
October 10, 1965
Avg. queue length:
51 minutes (or 12 minutes on foot)
It's just like you've been dropped into the late 1800s, but with friendly skeletons and more attractive corpses!
- Because it is so nonsensical, those in the know queue up for this attraction before giving birth.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair, intestinal, chin, knee, romantic, or stomach complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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