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The Saloonland Shooting Exfoliation attraction, universally attacking in the evening sunlight
Saloonland Shooting Exfoliation
January 26, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge teacups
It's just like day-to-day life in the western territories, but with ghosts and more attractive corpses!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while taking them on this attraction.
- Attraction may be too startling for young children.
- For your health, you should be free from fingernail, shoulder, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to build special harnesses.
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