Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Photo: The Saloonland Seething Exposition attraction, greedily considered to be the premier velvet attraction at Dandy Lines
Saloonland Seething Exposition
August 31, 2005
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It's just like a one-sided gunfight in cowboy times, but with friendly skeletons and nobody shooting back!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Dave Smith autograph thingy.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
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