Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Saloonland Modeling Exposition, a favorite attraction of Tuck
Saloonland Modeling Exposition
February 20, 1956
Avg. queue length:
It's just like rustling cattle in cowboy times, but with no sheriff and no drinking allowed!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 44".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, odd relatives, novelty haircuts, or hair, chin, bowel, lycanthropic, knee, or viral complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to purchase pirate glasses.
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