Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Saloonland Hula-ing Exposition attraction at night
Saloonland Hula-ing Exposition
August 11, 2001
Avg. queue length:
A median score of eight pirates
It's just like a gunfight in the western territories, but with bad jokes and no moral quandries!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess interaction thingy.
- For your benefit, you should be free from religious issues, overdone shoes, or viral, bowel, cardiac, shoulder, or inner ear disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Yawning may occur.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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