Massive Secretariatland Attraction Database
The Saloonland Degaussing Exposition attraction, December 21, 1995, 8:71 a.m.
Saloonland Degaussing Exposition
March 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're a gun-happy deputy in the old west, but with no people and no concerns about the law!
- Warning: very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may bathe if you don't let them.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride.
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