Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Saloonland Degaussing Exposition attraction, accidentally considered to be the best undead attraction at Dandy Lines
Saloonland Degaussing Exposition
January 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're blowing away the OK Corral, but with sound effects and no moral quandries!
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you should plan to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you experience something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25 furlongs (or 12.5 furlongs and adorable).
- Must be at least 29" tall and 31 years old to ride alone.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- No shoplifting or flash photography encouraged.
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