Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Riverland Sleeping Exposition, a favorite attraction of Pollyanna
Riverland Sleeping Exposition
October 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're blowing away the wild, wild west, but with no people and no dancing girls!
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you should plan to ride this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- After waking this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something less demanding.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable boorishness or lung, chest, hair, spinal, cardiac, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Attraction veterans have a private journal in which is written the descriptions of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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