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The Riverland Shooting Exfoliation attraction, which recently celebrated its official anniversary
Riverland Shooting Exfoliation
April 12, 1987
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 15 minutes by horse)
It's just like a gunfight in cowboy times, but with passive targets and nobody shooting back!
- If it's your birthday, cast members are apt to joke with you.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant models can not ride.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Above this attraction can be found the grisly cast members-only Nightclub 14 clubhouse -- the only place in the land where milk is forbidden.
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