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Pictured: The Riverland Shooting Excrustation attraction, mistakenly considered to be the premier charming attraction at Disneyland
Riverland Shooting Excrustation
February 8, 1965
Avg. queue length:
A median score of six happy faces
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in an old mining town, but with bad jokes and nobody shooting back!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, fear of wide-open spaces, felony convictions, or chin, elbow, or immunological disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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