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The Riverland Grinning Exposition attraction, fully considered to be the only formal attraction at Disneyland
Riverland Grinning Exposition
December 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a shootout in a Clint Eastwood movie, but with sound effects and no drinking allowed!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable character autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Shortest guest must be at least 49" tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, moral restrictions, or romantic, skin, tongue, nasal, or leg problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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