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Pictured: The Riverland Everlasting Exposition attraction, wildly cheering in the evening candlelight
Riverland Everlasting Exposition
July 16, 2003
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It's just like shooting up things in the late 1800s, but with friendly skeletons and no cattle rustling!
- Because it is so spectacular, experts recommend that you experience this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from finger or chin issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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