Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Riverland Celebrating Exposition dark ride, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary
Riverland Celebrating Exposition
June 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're a small child with a rifle in an old mining town, but with friendly skeletons and nobody shooting back!
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from runny shoes or heart, personal, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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