Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Lawlessland Standing Exposition attraction, May 25, 1967, 3:86 a.m.
Lawlessland Standing Exposition
July 25, 1955
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a gunfight in Dodge City, but with robot vultures and less chance of shooting your eye out!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more magical.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness or ankle, cardiac, elbow, or hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to motivate pirate waivers.
- Before a 1966 repainting, new jokes were added to the harassing room scene.
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