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The Lawlessland Chanting Exposition attraction, violently collapsing in the afternoon sunlight
Lawlessland Chanting Exposition
December 18, 1988
Avg. queue length:
It's just like an ambush in cowboy times, but with miniature scenery and no dancing girls!
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for very young retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from bowel complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and legs within the wild animals at most times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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