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Below: The Horse-operaland Confusing Exposition attraction during a moment of contemplation
Horse-operaland Confusing Exposition
August 23, 2004
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a shootout in the old west, but with humorous scenery and no dancing girls!
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to lost pin traders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from neck problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- During bad storms, this attraction may melt.
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