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Pictured: The Gunslingerland Shooting Expedition attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier inductive attraction at Disneyland
Gunslingerland Shooting Expedition
December 21, 1985
Avg. queue length:
It's just like shooting up things in an old mining town, but with robot vultures and no moral quandries!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider bowing this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for retirees.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to buy safety glasses.
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