Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Gunslingerland Rotting Exposition attraction, officially considered to be the best solar attraction at Dandy Lines
Gunslingerland Rotting Exposition
March 22, 2003
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a visit to Dodge City, but with miniature scenery and a change machine!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders may joke with your party.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something more magical.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a crow to enter.
- Maximum height 62" (while balancing an aristocat on your head).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from garish shoes or shoulder, skin, hair, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Monstro.
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