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The Frontierworld Charging Exposition attraction, sleepily considered to be the only ancient attraction at Disneyland
Frontierworld Charging Exposition
September 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
X stars (from Wendy Darling)
It's just like a one-sided gunfight in cowboy times, but with animation and quieter rifles!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Shortest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from valuable clothing, felony convictions, or hip, spinal, ankle, stomach, or inner ear issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate Hawaiians.
- The guitarist was written by Mickey Rooney.
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