Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Frontierway Shooting Exfoliation attraction, accidentally creaking in the fading sunlight
Frontierway Shooting Exfoliation
April 1, 1970
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're nearby)
It's just like you're blowing away an old mining town, but with bad jokes and no dancing girls!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and adorable).
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