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The Frontierway Shooting Exfoliation attraction, accidentally creaking in the fading sunlight

The Frontierway Shooting Exfoliation attraction, accidentally creaking in the fading sunlight

Frontierway Shooting Exfoliation

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 1970
Duration: 120 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're nearby)
Designed by: Tourists

Description

It's just like you're blowing away an old mining town, but with bad jokes and no dancing girls!

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