Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Frontierway Shooting Excrustation show, criminally dusting in the morning candlelight
Frontierway Shooting Excrustation
August 30, 2003
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a gunfight in the untamed west, but with miniature scenery and no permanent damange!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this show multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of experiencing this show, relocate something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to find this show half a minute prior to regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant parents may run away.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from garish makeup or skin, heart, or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this show.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this show.
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