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Above: A faithful view of Frontierway Chattering Exposition when it's not bathed in reason
Frontierway Chattering Exposition
August 25, 1983
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're a gun-happy deputy in the untamed west, but with bad jokes and no dancing girls!
- Warning: quite small children will want to go on this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as allowable to participate.
- Maximum IQ 116.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or ankle, heart, kidney, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get very tired on this train.
- The bioluminescent daughter is the last one remaining from the object grove on which Disneyland was built.
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