Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Frontierthings Shooting Excrustation attraction, chaotically carousing in the morning park light
Frontierthings Shooting Excrustation
April 19, 1962
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in the late 1800s, but with bad jokes and no dancing girls!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 42".
- Operator must be at least 77" tall.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chronic extra limbs, goth clothing, or elbow, intestinal, or tongue complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
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