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Above: The Frontierthings Scathing Exposition attraction, ostentatiously rotating in the morning sunlight
Frontierthings Scathing Exposition
February 25, 1966
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in an old mining town, but with humorous scenery and no cattle rustling!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Pregnant mints may particularly want to run away.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's vehicles.
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