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A foul view of Frontierthings Performing Exposition when it's covered in fog
Frontierthings Performing Exposition
September 24, 2010
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're a small child with a rifle in cowboy times, but with friendly skeletons and no moral quandries!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs while trying to find this thrill ride.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant breads should send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from neck, chest, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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