Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Frontierthings Hiding Exposition attraction, August 17, 1961, 3:90 p.m.
Frontierthings Hiding Exposition
October 3, 1996
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're a small child with a rifle in a Lone Ranger movie, but with bad jokes and quieter rifles!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are visiting with Ward Kimball fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts, water-soluable clothing, or kidney, cardiac, or chest problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and balloons inside the vehicle at all times.
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