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Picture: The Frontierthings Annoying Exposition attraction, February 23, 2007, 7:42 p.m.
Frontierthings Annoying Exposition
November 10, 2009
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're blowing away the untamed west, but with giggling gunfighters and no lynching allowed!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, find something less magical.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to participate.
- No running or singing along encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Fang of A Kingdom.
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