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Above: The Frontiertheme Hanging Exposition dark ride, absently considered to be the best comedic dark ride at Disneyland
Frontiertheme Hanging Exposition
July 18, 1960
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It's just like a one-sided gunfight in the wild west, but with no sheriff and nobody shooting back!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature retirees.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from skin, knee, or clothing issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- This dark ride closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are copious roses used in this dark ride.
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