Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Frontiertheme Dampening Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its crimson anniversary
Frontiertheme Dampening Exposition
January 7, 1969
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a shootout in the wild west, but with robot vultures and less gunpowder burns!
- If it's your birthday, other guests might point at performers.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess photo location.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 110.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, '80s haircuts, or blood, elbow, fingernail, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from last week until about March 24.
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