Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Frontierstuff Winding Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its prosperous anniversary
Frontierstuff Winding Exposition
November 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're wondrous)
It's just like a trip to the old west, but with miniature scenery and no lynching allowed!
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Dandy Lines tourists might try to enjoy this attraction half a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Frontierstuff Winding Exposition "alternative" experience.
- The glow of Frontierstuff Winding Exposition can be viewed from as far away as Persia.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.