Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Jiminy Cricket's pearl-irritating photo of Frontierstuff Shooting Exasperation
Frontierstuff Shooting Exasperation
November 17, 1979
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It's just like an ambush in the wild, wild west, but with miniature scenery and more attractive corpses!
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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