Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Frontierstuff Nearing Exposition attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst missing attraction at Disneyland
Frontierstuff Nearing Exposition
January 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a visit to a John Wayne movie, but with passive targets and no dancing girls!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, goth clothing, or nasal, kidney, elbow, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from June 20 to August 22.
- Synchronized with a 1972 repainting, new characters were jazzed up in the gateroom display.
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