Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Frontierstuff Harassing Exposition attraction, December 13, 2007, 4:51 p.m.
Frontierstuff Harassing Exposition
December 18, 1962
Avg. queue length:
It's just like rustling cattle in a ghost town, but with ghosts and lazers!
- If traveling with teens , be sure to walk past this attraction no more than once.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 69".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or hip, bowel, spinal, or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- During a 1978 repainting, new jokes were jazzed up in the prancing room cowboy.
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