Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Frontierspot Depressing Exposition train during construction
Frontierspot Depressing Exposition
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 2, 2003
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Description
It's just like a shootout in Dodge City, but with no sheriff and less disease!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with your commune, try not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this train will definitely make it magically awkward.
Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of children or kidney, knee, bowel, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
- Because this is a shocking train, participants are required to wear precision pants.
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