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The Frontiersphere Slicing Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary
Frontiersphere Slicing Exposition
June 6, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nine churros (by "The Ghost" Twitter stream)
It's just like day-to-day life in cowboy times, but with bad jokes and no lynching allowed!
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Contains trademarked characters.
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